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I was like, "Look, I know it's getting dark, but can I go visit Lexi?"
My dad: "Okay, but be back when I text you."
Lexi's house is halfway across town. AND I'VE BEEN WORRIED ABOUT HER FOR DAYS EVER SINCE THAT WHOLE "HACKING-SHUTTING-DOWN-THE-DA-ACCOUNT" INCIDENT MAAAAN
I sprinted across town using my ~mega-concerned about a friend~ speed
And my twenty minute walk only took ten minutes
But by the time I got there I was wheezing and dying
And my leg hurt
And we only had like five minutes to talk
And she's just like, "Oh yeah, I cursed those hackers over Skype and made a new account owo"
AND THEN MY DAD TEXTS ME CRY
This is my life
First world problems here